cokeflow:

just-your-average-bean:

cokeflow:

when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god

You discuss me. Period.

no I discussed why I don’t believe in god

pockochi:

mcthrandies:

napkinbitch:

sirhiddle:

sherpotter:

loki-cat:

kingmoran:

metaknights:

imagine whoever is your icon in a maid outfit

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I made mine transparent…

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I changed my icon just to do this

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chaztheweasel:

riddlesdiaryarchive:

Sometimes I just need to take a deep breath and a step back from the fandom, and I watch this video to remind me of why I’ve always loved Glee.

rexuality:

maybe every time chris sees a funny cat picture he gets on the ground and does 10 pushups and that’s why he’s macho mcbuff arms

vexenort:

cumsquats:

*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive

what the fuck does this post even mean

rexuality:

alright y’all better pop some corn, find a comfy chair, and be prepared to take a trip down memory lane because we’s about to get our FernGully on mothafuckas

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nightmareeps:

WHO WAS THE IDIOT WHO PASSED UP THE CHANCE TO CALL ASTRONOMERS “SKYENTISTS”

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

Cosmo Sex Tip #676

Shoe-inhibitions:

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

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